Just say for instance you promise them ice cream for the 3rd time but you didn't buy it because you forgot so they made plan to attack you.
How many of these kids can you handle in hand to hand combat? Now remember these are kids so they will bite.
2007-05-18 02:09:52 · 15 answers · asked by Thang Mit 2 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
They're all so short, a normal leg kick would connect around the ribs/chest. Cut em down like trees and two at a time! Plus once you take a few out, the rest will start to get scared. I recommend bum rushing them back and throwing out one beast of a double-clothsline.
Generally speaking though, just give em the ice cream and avoid a lawsuit.
2007-05-18 02:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
about 4
2007-05-18 09:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny you should ask, I just had my son's fifth birthday, and we went to a place called kids concepts, one of these places that the kids can run around and has gym type tunnel and slides things, well I was in the ball bin with my son and a couple of his friends, so we started throwing balls at each other and they would attack me and I would toss them to the side and cover them in the balls, all great fun. then all of the sudden a lot more kids started to come in and attack me, kids that a didn't know, and they were between 5 and 10 years of age, then all the sudden from behind me this kid hits me over the head with a wooden crate that they have inside for the kids to do something with not to sure, any way hits me right in the back of the head with it and I never see him coming, and I drop flat off my knees to the floor, and the next thing I know they are all kicking me and jumping on my back, like 10 to 20 kids, now keep in mind I'm hurt and most of the kids I don't know and I don't want to hurt anyone, so I start throwing them off as fast as I can without hurting them, it was a nightmare, by the time I got up and out of the ball bin, they had separated my shoulder and I had a compound vertebra in my neck, I got beat down by a bunch of kids!!
2007-05-18 13:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by Sir Hard & Thick 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
17
2007-05-18 09:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by patrickbriggs10 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, good question. It depends on who they are and who you are. If you are Chuck Lidell and the kids are soft kids from some upper class grade school (they play a lot of Nintendo) then you will wipe the floor with them.
If, on the other hand, you are Michael Moore and the kids are hardened inner city kids, then they will find a large raspberry stain behind the ice cream stand with a chalk circle in the morning.
2007-05-18 09:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by Eric K 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I could probably handle UNLIMITED ammount of kids....I would use run and stop strategy, i will run and all the fast kids will get at me first, so I would be able to take on a few at a time....once they get too many, I would sprint further and wait for a few more to get to me...
if i was surrounded, I would just grab one and swing them in a circle by their feet...just like in the game Niniety Nine Nights!
since you didnt mention the scene...if it was in the city, I would run and find some sort of a choke point or funneled area just like in the movie 300...which increases my chances of defeating INFINITE ammount of kids by taking them on a few or at a pace Im comfortable with instead of all at the same time.
I wouldnt use too much power, ill conserve my energy...going just for eyes, throat and thai kicks to the knees....if i get too tired ill rip a bigger kids leg off or an arm and use it as a weapon...only if it stills classify as hand to hand techniques?
2007-05-18 17:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by eddies_online_interests 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say 15-20 without much personal damage. Are you willing to call them names ? I have found a secret martial arts system that breaks the old combat system of "sticks and stones will break my bones but word will never hurt me". ..If you use this system it can cause internal hemorrhaging call them a bunch of doodoo heads and watch grab their bellies and fall. The tough kids may continue to attack, Grab the smallest one and swing them as a blunt force weapon/shield. Protect you family jewels they are the perfect height to hit'em like a speed bag.
2007-05-20 04:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by sooner 68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually had this experience and I pooped out at about 6. The last one was a little porker and thought it was cool to do the flying elbow on me. It is not my fault the ice cream truck went by while I was teaching karate class...grrr...
2007-05-19 21:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by cookiesrme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I bite too? The average 10 year old is so light, I think I could probably pick many of them up and hurl them away. Not that I'd want to hurt children, of course. We're talking self-preservation here.
2007-05-18 11:16:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny reminds me of a time me and some friends went swimming,one guy who was quite tough and about 19 had about 8 kids on him trying to duck him under the water ,they nearly drowned him haha.
2007-05-19 05:48:00 · answer #10 · answered by thfcsydney 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋