I cant find it anywhere in the bible!
2007-05-18 01:35:34 · 20 answers · asked by The Ninja 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you are referring to Jesus's penis, it was circumcized - Jesus was Jewish.
2007-05-18 01:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
During the middle ages, there were several Italian churches that clained to be in possession of Jesus' foreskin. Catherine of Sienna, a nun who "married" Jesus wore what she thought was his foreskin as a ring. So one thing for sure, according to church tradition, Jesus was circumcised, which you would expect as he was Jewish.
By the way, the bible until recently had no pictures. All those images of Jesus are just guesswork. Why is he always shown as a white guy with blue eyes and long fair hair? He was from the Middle East so he undoubtedly had brown skin, dark eyes and black hair. Maybe he looked like Saddam Hussein?
2007-05-18 08:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sandy G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For God so loved the World that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
God loves you, ninja and that is why He sent Jesus to die on the cross for everyone, that means you too. All you need to do is ask forgivness and the bible says that God is just to forgive you of your sins. He will make you white as snow. Ninja, when you accept Jesus as your Savior, your whole life changes. It is wonderful!!!
2007-05-18 09:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Kat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, JESHUA (Jesus to all of you Greeks, JESHUA is HIS Aramaic name) looked like every other Arab/Israeli male about 30 years of age. HE wasn't Black/African-American(other wise the BIBLE would have said that HE looked Neubian, and HE wasn't White/ Caucasian(or HE would have looked too much like the Roman/Italian invaders at the time of JESHUA) . HE would have had mid-length hair, since shaving the hair or having it too long (like a woman would wear it) would have been a sin according to Mosaic Law. It would be the Blackish/Brown that is typical in the area. HE would have had a thin-medium build since HE was a Wood Carver/Carpenter HE would be used to working long hard days. Eye colour would have been typical of a Israeli/Palistinian, Brownish. But, does it really matter what HE looked like? You just have to believe who HE was.
2007-05-18 08:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by Stephen M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My ding a ling , your ding a ling, two bells on a string.....
Seriously I should report you but I doubt the underage know this reference so save it for SOUTH PARK screenings with other immature grown folks like we is.
2007-05-18 08:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are really offensive to the people here who have questions of things which they really wonder about or want to know others opinions. You sound like a silly 9 year old with no parental supervision.
2007-05-18 08:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by June smiles 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are just looking for what never matter,
This Jesus turned my life arround and made me a better guy,
if you dont know HIM, that means U dont know the truth, the way and the life.
2007-05-18 08:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by J. jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last I looked at the bible, it was full of words.
Move away from the kids section.
2007-05-18 08:38:39 · answer #8 · answered by Bloke Ala Sarcasm 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
jesus didnt have a ding-a-ling. he was like a ken doll..
2007-05-18 08:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Like a banana, only smaller.
2007-05-18 08:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by Bipolar Bear 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋