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A WATCHdog! HAHAH.....

2007-05-12 23:34:59 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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ahahahaha, good one.

Here's one that i like also.


" The Old married couple and the purloined peaches."

An old lady is caught shoplifting peaches from the market. When the judge sentences her, he gives her three days in jail, one for each of the three peaches she has stolen.

Her husband asks the Judge if he can address the Court.

The judge replies, " yes ".

And the husband says to the Court and Judge,


" And she also stole a can of peas too, your honor "

Have a pleasant day.

2007-05-14 07:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0 0

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