Jamal is a 15 year-old 5th grader.
........
This is Jamal's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my b***ch rectum both.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "B******T, that watch israel."
7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.
8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."
2007-05-12 23:31:00 · 11 answers · asked by sylesh3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
It's not "just" ghetto spelling; the pronunciation of English words is atrocious with American youth. So many are impressed with the "Gangsta" lifestyle..........and that's sad.
2007-05-12 23:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star? Yeah, sure
Outta 10? 8 and a half
Funny? Well, it matters what you call funny, but a star and a 8 and a half is pretty good from me!
2007-05-12 23:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Me! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omelette. Dictate. I'll never look at those words the same way again!
Cheers.
2007-05-13 01:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by tombollocks 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat was jus awsum dude
2007-05-12 23:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's hilarious!!!
2007-05-13 00:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Yo, Joe', I says. 'I didn't let you use my 'girl getter' before but now omelette you."
2007-05-12 23:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thankyou
2007-05-12 23:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-13 03:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, no one should take offense. Thanks I'm cheered up.
2007-05-12 23:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny... funny!
2007-05-13 05:20:53 · answer #10 · answered by Sammy lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋