i will sing u da song am hearing now DEAL ??! ....Its back at one 4 shayne ward ...... 1 u r like a dream come true .. 2 just wanna be with u 3 ............. that's all ....... tell me a joke pllss
2007-05-12 22:25:53 · 6 answers · asked by marioma 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok. So, this guy goes to a 7-11 just as the clerk is locking the doors, preparing to leave.
The guy says "Hey! I thought 7-11 was open 24 hours a day!" The clerk answers, "Yeah, but not in a row!"
Sandy
2007-05-12 22:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sandy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In our marriage food has relplaced sex.
So I had a mirror placed on the ceiling over the kitchen table.
2007-05-13 05:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats pink, goes in && out && smells of urine..?
A granny doing the hockey cockey.
2007-05-13 06:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude it's 2:32am in california...bed time for me...sry
2007-05-13 05:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by noname 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes 'tick, tick, woof, woof'?
A WATCHdog!
2007-05-13 06:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look here: http://www.funparadisecity.com/jokes.php
2007-05-13 06:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by dalhausen31 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋