Subject: Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,so the main
man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out
rank you.Tray-up, B****
2007-05-12 20:07:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is a joke.
2007-05-12 20:15:20 · update #1
Hey good one. I really would like to be on a flight like that.! Alot of flight attendants are not so friendly and fun provoking these days. Jokes aside. Its a good Mothers Day joke I am going to use so heres a star for you..... Tks for sharing... TATA..........
2007-05-12 20:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fact of the matter it is a "gay" job. People will 'assume' you are. If you can live with that. It isnt a very good job. I would highly suggest you get a different kind of job. Save your money and travel. Maybe teach your native language in foreign countries. FYI most of the pilots look at you with little respect as well.
2016-05-17 05:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!! I love this Joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laughter this morning!
2007-05-13 00:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaa 10/10 what a great return simply hilarious still laughing as i write this
2007-05-12 20:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Is that supposed to be a joke? Or is that real story? What's the deal. You should have kicked someass if that was true story.
2007-05-12 20:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol nice one
2007-05-12 20:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-05-12 20:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jeani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great
2007-05-12 20:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by harleyq8 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-13 00:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋