A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
2007-05-12 18:40:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think your joke is hilarious, however judging from some of the answers you received I don't think these people should be on the joke section as they haven't got a sense of humour and they can't laugh at themselves.
Keep the jokes flowing. Well done.
2007-05-13 00:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by barnowl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same teacher told the children there is no God.i will prove it to you.
' Carlo if you look out side ,what do you see?
Carlo answered:' I see the sun, flowers, the sky and some animals"
The teacher asked: " Do you see God"? No said Carlo
so said the teacher, there is no God otherwise you would have seen him
than Lucy put up her hand an asked the teacher if she was allowed to ask Carlo some questions."Go ahead ' said the teacher
Lucy asked Carl: If you look at the teacher what do you see?"
Carlo answered :" I see her hair , her face, her mouth and her eyes.
Do you see her brains?
No said Carl.
So said Lucy What is your conclusion???????
2007-05-12 19:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by John L 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-05 00:02:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny to atheists who surely laugh and cheer on jokes and comments just as or more insulting but directed towards christians.
Interesting.
2007-05-12 19:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is just christianity promotion. this is neither a funny joke, nor a smart play on words. its as dumb as the people that use it hoping others will convert.
2007-05-12 18:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Atheist cannot be moron, they are great more than religious people.
2007-05-12 18:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Calvary 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-05-12 19:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-05-12 19:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by gorilon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Kudos! 10*.
A really good Joke.
2007-05-13 00:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but im an atheist...
2007-05-12 18:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Fuzzywatums 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋