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I've never heard a dying Satanist. I suppose that's why I haven't heard it.

2007-05-12 17:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 6 1

Because when you're dealing with Satan everything is spelled out in the "soul sale contract" You know where you're going & what you're going to get. The Christian God on the other hand gives last minute absolution & lets you in to his good graces if you just say "Hey God, I'm sorry" So people try to pull their souls out of the fire by last minute repentance, asking forgiveness just before they die. You can only be a Satanist if you're a Christian, Satan doesn't exist in other religions.

2007-05-12 17:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by SuZie 2 · 1 0

Satan is a mythological figure from the Christian pantheon. Given his status within it, there is hardly any reason why anyone would want to "worship" him. But there are people who profess to be Satanists, in typical rebellious juvenile fashion.

Rational people of course don't give a toss about any of this garbage, no more than they care about Loki or Thor.

2007-05-12 17:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

People don't call him Satan when they follow him. Just the people that see him at work.

2007-05-12 17:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you never hear anyone call, it doesn't mean nobody is calling. I am sure there are a lot of them out there.

2007-05-12 18:05:31 · answer #5 · answered by z_jepoh 4 · 0 0

Satans tend to be a little bitter when served raw.

2007-05-12 17:16:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Satan is a great character like darth vader or the thing or the wicked witch or dr claw.. hehe made up character for peoples bad behavior

2007-05-12 17:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny w 2 · 2 2

Because satan ain't sweet.

2007-05-12 17:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by Grover 2 · 1 1

It's very simple. Christians wouldn't and Atheist don't believe in him (it). I guess satanists might but I don't know any so I'm not going to hear it from them either.

2007-05-12 17:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ted T 5 · 1 1

Why don't they call on the angel of death?

Isn't he the one thats supposed to be taking our souls?

2007-05-12 17:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby 3 · 3 0

Only Christians believe in Satan.

Even Satanists know there is no such being.

2007-05-12 17:24:18 · answer #11 · answered by gelfling 7 · 2 1

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