Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.
2007-05-12 16:55:29 · 21 answers · asked by innvisible_shadow 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10!!!! hilarious!
2007-05-12 20:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny, the kind of funny that should be spoken not read.
Heres a joke i got off another website... its sorta like it...
Miss Jones had just gotten her teaching degree in Elementary Ed. and started her first year teaching a class of second graders. On the first day of school she placed a chair beside her desk and informed the class that anyone who ever had a 'special' question could come up during study time and discuss it with her. Of course no one ever did until....
Near the end of April little Sally sauntered up and plopped into the chair...
"Can I really ask you anything?" she began. "Of course" replied Miss Jones.
"Well teach, I was wondering if my Mom could still have a baby." A bit taken aback but not wanting to seem so, Miss Jones quickly responded "Well that depends. How old is your mother?"
Oh, she's about 30 I think."
"Well then, yes your mom could still have a baby."
'How about my Aunt Jean?"
"Well how old is she?"
"Oh about 35, I think"
"Yes, then she too could still have a baby."
"How about my Grandma, she's about a hundred."
Miss Jones chuckled and replied "No dear, I don't think your Grandmother could still have a baby."
Sally ****** her head slightly and looked up at Miss Jones and asked...
"How about me, could I have a baby? I'm about seven."
Somewhat shocked the teacher said, "No Sally, you can't have a baby."
Just then little Johnny, in the back of the room, wiped his arm across his forehead and let a sigh of relief!
2007-05-12 23:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by snowy_wreak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were these hillbillies named George W. and Dick, by any chance?
2007-05-13 00:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Funny. Didn't see it coming!
2007-05-12 23:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kate v.7.0 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice....lol
2007-05-12 23:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, now that is a funny joke!
2007-05-12 23:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by Heather T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny
2007-05-13 00:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Misz Twinkie Dink ♥ Dink 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i reckon you made a funny at us hillbilles, but you know your daddy was not so funny the other night when we was a talkin
2007-05-12 23:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wer did you git my folks stery lik dat. i rilly don't preciate you spillin my beans like dat. i would never dew dat to yall. i reckon that is perty rude.
2007-05-13 00:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Uh! I am so happy! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Thats really funny when you say it out loud.
2007-05-12 23:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by notsoslow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋