Yes They All Vote Scary ????

Question

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
Fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge
Sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
Decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to
Good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50".



The next day someone stole it.
Caution! . . . . . . . . . These people vote!






While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
Which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
Waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has
For sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
That stuff". . . . . . .She ALSO votes!





I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
Got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
Was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
Days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
End the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . He ALSO votes!





My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
Overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
Convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
Was moving". . . . . . . She ALSO votes!





My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut
Through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . . . .
My sister ALSO votes!






My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
Discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . .
He ALSO votes!




I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
Attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
Chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
Nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
Head is turned. . . . . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!




I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
The lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?". . . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!






While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
Like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time before
Responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
Enough to eat 6 . . . . . . . . Yep, he votes too.

Answer 1

Very funny lol keep them coming*

Answer 2

It does not discriminate against gays. Two gays can get married any time they want as long as they are of the opposite sex. That does make it a civil rights issue because the law discriminates against people based on gender. Since the constitution says that equal protection under the law is an unalienable right. That's fancy talk for a law cannot apply differently to different people. And unalienable right means that if they entire country agrees that it is wrong they cannot vote to take the right away from somebody else. The person that is giving up the right must surrender it. People may want to get married for all kinds of reasons. Who are we to say they cannot. A civil union is not a substitute. Say two women want to help each other raise children that their deadbeat father's will not. They buy a house together and will it to each other. Their children will still have a course of action against them in probate court. Indeed, I took care of my Great Aunt for few years while she was dying. She made me the sold beneficiary of her half million dollar estate. By the time we got through probate I got 40 thousand dollars. The kids felt they should get it and the executor did too.

Answer 3

A. too long

B. couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
The lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"has your plane arrived yet?". . . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!

came from Bill Engvals... heres your sign stand up act on the blue collar comedy tour.

C. make it original next time and maybe I will like it

Answer 4

Hilarious!!! But you are right, they all vote for the leaders of our country, not just on Yahoo. Very scary!!
Even worse is I know people just like them, they are everywhere!

Answer 5

Whew! Beauts, huh? LOL. LOL.

Reminds me of my Sister.....lol.....and, yes, she's Blonde. Gotta love her, though!

Answer 6

Isn't it great, we live in a country where we are all able to vote.

Answer 7

TO Long!

Answer 8

Make it short and then I might read it

Answer 9

lmao this is the great country

Answer 10

so THATS how bush won twice