An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the heavens, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
2007-05-12 15:10:31 · 11 answers · asked by † H20andspirit 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No Henrey actually he was posted by an Atheist
2007-05-12 15:30:56 · update #1
It was posted sorry
2007-05-12 15:32:19 · update #2
funny how those that don't believe will get on their knees when there is no more hope for them.. and pray.
2007-05-12 15:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by pink9364 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Hahahahah, that's funny. Hah! So you believe in the Lock Ness monster?
2007-05-12 15:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Maus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story, but... there would have to be very specific circumstances.
Other people would have to see him too. I don't just mean some, it would have to be that he was finally revealing himself to the world. Otherwise, I would just assume I was dreaming or something, which is far more likely.
2007-05-12 15:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by Ranavain 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-12 15:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by sparty035 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like the Atheist and the bear.
2007-05-12 15:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by °Tr!n!ty° 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
that was a really bad joke. and one I've heard multiple times btw.
2007-05-12 15:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
for your first question, yes...
why am i still an atheist?
2007-05-12 15:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Pisces 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny, funny funny.
2007-05-12 15:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Mariah 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
what have u been huffing? gimme sum!
2007-05-12 15:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by FaceFullofFashion 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That is what I call a CRISIS Catholic.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-12 15:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by AKA D2 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋