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Believing the earth is 6000 yrs old despite dinosaur bones. Boop Boop injected with a poison

2007-05-12 13:26:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Never rub another mans religion

2007-05-12 13:32:00 · update #1

Many christians believe the earth is 6000 yrs old I find this a joke

2007-05-12 13:34:48 · update #2

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They believe they were made from dirt so moronic my side it hurts

2007-05-12 14:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The funniest thing about this whole situation to me is that the basis for all religions is based upon the idea that 2000yrs ago someone told the absolute truth and against all psychological reason has been passed down without a single misinterpretation during these centuries. PREPOSTEROUS if you have any difficulty understanding what I mean then try this as an experiment.
1) Take six people and tell one of them a joke.
2) Tell that person to repeat the story verbatim to the next person.
3) Continue this process and when you get to the last person compare that version to the original and see the difference.
4) Remember that written language that we can translate does not go back more than a couple of centuries and this means we are totally dependant on the first three processes.
5) Don't shoot the messenger.

2007-05-12 21:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 1 0

The Needle and the Spoon
Took a trip to the Moon
They took their chances
They rolled the bones
6000 years of life
hidden below secular stones
Ideas we conceive
The things we believe
Our faith is weighed in balances

2007-05-13 02:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Lloyd O 1 · 0 0

If you believe you came from an ape - the joke is on you !





And remember the old proverb, he who laughs last laughs longest.

2007-05-12 20:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No. Is this a joke? I don't get it. Sorry!

2007-05-12 22:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

not funny

2007-05-12 21:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by wes58x 3 · 0 0

rubbish- i have fossils to prove it !! xx

2007-05-12 20:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1 1

What is so funny about that.

2007-05-12 20:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by CT 6 · 3 0

what the hell are you on dude, get me some please. just so I can answer the question.

2007-05-12 20:33:22 · answer #9 · answered by jazzybbwoy 3 · 1 0

Not.

2007-05-12 20:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1 0

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