2007-05-12 12:25:03 · 10 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A stick that turns into a snake: $33, Arnolds Joke Shop
Water into Blood capsules: $7433, Army Surplus Store
Lamb for blood over doorjam: $55, Josel the Sheepherder
The look on the Egyptians parents faces when they saw all those dead kids: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MonsterGod.
2007-05-12 12:30:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
He was too busy asking Himself why, if He exists, He didn't save all the bourbon for Himself. This made him angry. As soon as He realized He couldn't possibly exist because any selfish and cruel God would have certainly held on to the Wild Turkey He went into a bloodthirsty rage. He killed the poor children to make himself feel more powerful, as any psychopathic narcissist would do.
Allelughah.
(He didn't even ask about the Cookie Monster, sick bast*rd)
Um... did the person below me just CONDONE it? The murders of children a "small price to pay"? I think I'm going to be sick. ~~*Vomits all over the person below me*~~ Ehh. Ah. Excuse me.
2007-05-12 19:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because Kaiser Wilhelm II, and Moses Malone were really behind the plagues.
At least according to the relgion of Kaiserism which was founded by the great Moses Malone now controls the Mexican Navy, Bulgarian airfoce, and the Sierra leonean airforce. I say we should not worry about fundys taking over it is these kaiserists.
2007-05-12 19:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I think it is a good example for those in positions of power to recognize God's superiority over them. It clearly, was a small price to pay, considering what ultimately happened to Pharaoh. No pun intended. Exodus 12:29
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2007-05-12 19:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by de v 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He only had them mercifully killed. The Squirrel would have run up their legs and gotten tangled up in their hair first.
2007-05-12 19:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because NOTHING gets in the way of God's horrible bloodlust for children blood.
2007-05-12 19:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because He's not retarded to ask questions like this.
=P
2007-05-12 19:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by +*♥£öVe§♥*+ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's too impulsive :(
Lol @ Crocoduck's answer!!
2007-05-12 19:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by NOT GODZY 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is it with you and that stupid squirrel?
2007-05-12 19:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
*Sigh*
2007-05-12 19:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋