How much chuck would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2007-05-12 11:53:34 · 14 answers · asked by Freebrum 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
2007-05-12 12:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if a woodchuck could chuck wood, the woodchuck could chuck as much wood as there was woodchucks to chuck.
2007-05-12 19:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It doesn't chuck chuck, it chucks wood =0) As for how much, I guess it depends on how fast he is.
2007-05-12 18:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by cerebrlgrl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck wood he would chuck as much as he could.....but what kind of wood would a wood chuck chuck if he could chuck wood?
2007-05-12 19:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know? But I hear the girl who sells seashells by the sea shore knows. Ask her.
2007-05-12 18:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by nicegirl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3242653563.832 tons of wood
2007-05-12 18:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pine or Oak?
2007-05-12 18:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by troythom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he doesnt like wood...he likes apples
2007-05-12 19:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As much as he could, obviously.
2007-05-12 18:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Alice K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dang...!!! ummm...as much as as he could chuck i guess..
2007-05-12 18:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋