why does this always happens?

Question

I always wash my car and I never park it under a tree and it still ends up with bird crap? Why?

Answer 1

Well because birds have to poop even while flying ... just so happens your car has a "birds" eye on it.

Answer 2

Birds "go" while in flight. Also, maybe your car is parked under a power, telephone, or cable TV line. My best advice to you is to get a tarp to cover your car if the birds are that much of a problem.

Answer 3

because birds fly in the sky and go over your car, when they need to go they go, they don't know how to go to a restroom. it's also pay back on humans, some of us could use some lessons in going to the restroom also, instead of on or by a tree (on a birds home)

Answer 4

too bad for all of us birds just poop as they fly, so being under a tree might not do any good, it might even make it worse cause they sit in trees and poop too!!! murphys law always happens to me too, nice shiny car, big chunk of nasty poop! just what we have to deal with, hope it gets better for u :)

Answer 5

Birds crap as they fly and you won the crap shoot.

Answer 6

birds prefer to poop on clean cars
the shine attracts them

Answer 7

because birds crap while they fly

Answer 8

Is your car red? birds are quite visual animals and see like us... maybe you should paint your car grey or beige - or it could be karma.....

Answer 9

birds are attracted to shiny surfaces, like water they hover over your windows and let one go

Answer 10

So you are the one that took my parking space. Serve you right!!

:)