"Help.... The Titanic is going to be drowned...." Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
To the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ? Sardarji : Downwards...
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LIFE AFTER DEATH:
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER' S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU!
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2007-05-10 22:30:54 · 8 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A star for both of them. In fact 2 stars each!
2007-05-10 22:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Good ones!
2007-05-10 23:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved the 2nd one
2007-05-10 23:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by Kan C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahah i loved the 2nd one. the first one eh. star for the 2nd one
2007-05-10 22:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd 1 is very good!!!!! have a star for dat 1!!
2007-05-10 22:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by Irishlass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd wasn't as funny!
2007-05-10 23:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-05-10 22:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Eggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funy
2007-05-10 22:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋