Black magic or not.........?

Question

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbours who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions was becoming extreme while her neighbours approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? That this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... Let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

Answer 1

WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! He is gonna dig himself straight to Hell! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!

Answer 2

magic is magic...there is no color correction associated with it nor is it skittle-ized for a tasty rainbow flavor. Magic is a tool, like a shovel, that has a specific role. If you don't know how to use it and you have to ask what it is, you need more education about what it is supossed to be. all magic can be described as no color or all color but only when it is tossed in a blended and mixed up does it come out with a color. If you are interested in casting and crafting just to cast and craft, you have no business using the magic.

Answer 3

HAHA

And a magic joke for you for putting a smile on my face:

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing."

You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replys "Ribbit. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" The man asks.

"Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

Answer 4

Excellent!

Answer 5

Brilliant.

Answer 6

OMG if he digs long enough for about a million years, he will eventually come out........


































.....in CHINA!

Answer 7

Sound like a sound planting to me!!!! Is the wife next???? Can I watch???? 8o)

Answer 8

sounds like an old wives tale to me!

Answer 9

Honey where do you get these? 10.

Answer 10

Good one.