A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"
"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.
"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.
"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"
"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.
He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.
"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.
"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.
"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"
"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.
Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"
"Five dollars," was the familiar response.
"I'll take that too!" the man said.
2007-05-10 21:56:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
"Why are your prices so cheap?"
The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"
2007-05-10 21:57:37 · update #1
very good, but can you give me the address of the store please?
2007-05-10 22:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magnificent
2007-05-11 07:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-11 05:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over long for the pay-off
2007-05-11 05:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by chillipope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was very funny…Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. LMAO!!!
2007-05-11 05:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. Fantastic Honey Cheers and a ...x
2007-05-11 07:57:28 · answer #6 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooh, looks like we are gonna have us an interesting lawsuit very soon.
lol
2007-05-11 05:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have given the items away thats what you call a good screwing
2007-05-11 05:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-05-11 05:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Eggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
luv it
x
2007-05-11 07:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one
2007-05-11 06:37:32 · answer #11 · answered by Kan C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋