When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
2007-05-10 19:33:00 · 19 answers · asked by Sammy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah nice one , and accurate !!
2007-05-10 19:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorta confused with the details but I don't consider it authentic to be married on facebook. You need a marriage license if you want to get hitched in real life. Why would you get married on facebook?
2016-04-01 06:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sigmund Freud couldn't answer the question but i can.
Shoes, women want shoes.
Some funny quotes and phrases there - did socrates really say that !? lol
thanks
2007-05-10 19:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLX those are really funny! You earned yourself a star
2007-05-10 20:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of those are hilarious. Nice one!
2007-05-14 13:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted all is true… yet 90% of every mother’s sons get married!!! How dumb is that???
2007-05-10 22:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
these are soooo funny
2007-05-10 22:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. ok.. cant deny the fact that those r funny
hahahahahahahahahaha
good ones.. thanx for the laugh
2007-05-10 19:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more accurate than you think ha ha. A star for you
2007-05-14 07:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao sexist but funny
2007-05-10 19:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by cutelilkitten76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋