Do you have any really good insults I can add to my repertoire?

Question

You never know when they'll come in handy. Thanks.

Answer 1

Sarcastic humor can be appreciated by anyone who loves a good laugh.

You, in your most sincere tone - "Hey (name the person). Do you know what I like about You?"

Them - "What?"

You - "Nothing".
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Answer 2

First off, I applaud bbj1776. I haven't heard insults that funny since Bob Saget's career died, which was a long time ago.

First, Some Old Stuff:

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

And now for some new:

Your teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Your voice sounds just like the cat I ran over the other day. Only the cat had the decency to die where you keep singing.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

You rotten piece of amputated cancer.

Answer 3

Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

Answer 4

You are a poster child for birth control.
I thought Neanderthal was extinct.
Corn Bread

Answer 5

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. :D

If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.

Answer 6

no, but i would like to insult you, but i cant think of anything to
say, so i guess that i will go to bed. i will insult you another tim
e, when i can keep my eyes opened, and my mind focused?

Answer 7

You're almost as ugly as your mom.

Answer 8

Your such an asss that you use words like repatoire....... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA what an asss