sign to put on my bell so they will not ring it and bother me... anymore! i want it mean and to the point.
2007-05-10 14:55:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Just disconnect it and ignore them.
2007-05-10 15:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We have a door mat that says "Go Away" and a peephole so that if we don't know the person who is ringing the bell, we just go back to watching TV and don't even answer it. The people on the other side can hear us when we go look through the peep, but I don't care anymore if they think we are rude for not answering.
2007-05-11 00:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Morgansmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the politicians: "Don't bother ringing the bell or knocking--I'm still not going to vote for you."
For the salesmen: "I'm broke. Go away."
2007-05-11 09:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a sign that says
"shhhhh, baby sleeping"
"please don't ring bell or knock right now"
I found out it works when I brought my daughter home last year and hung the sign in desperation.
2007-05-10 22:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by coolmommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LISTEN UP salesmen and politicians if you ring my doorbell one single time and I come to the door to asnwer it, I WILL call the police. Don't think i am messing i have already done it to some.
Thanks for your help.
2007-05-10 21:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♠ Conƒused Band Fяeak ♠ ® ツ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Salesman or Politicians allowed.
You will own me $100.00!
Each time you ring the door bell or knock on the door.
2007-05-10 22:00:05 · answer #6 · answered by jrealitytv 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put up a sign that says
"Would you buy the things your selling? Do you think that what your saying makes sense? No? I dont think so either...so skip my house, go to the gullible guy next door, and save us both 3 minutes of our lives."
2007-05-10 21:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by mn10230315 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't ring the bell if you have something to sell!
(This goes for the solicitation of products and words)
Thanks!!!!!!
2007-05-10 22:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Salesmen and politicians: Please have your credit card ready. You will be billed $500 for each minute of my time you waste, or $1000 per day for each day your balance remains unpaid. Ringing my doorbell constitutes your acceptance of these charges."
2007-05-10 22:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"If it's something that you're selling,
As you ring the door at my dwelling:
Please, let's save our precious time,
Some of yours and some of mine.
Politics, products, religion -
Already, I've got a billion!
You could really make my day
If you'd simply go away!"
2007-05-11 10:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by JenV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beware of attracting salespeople with signage! My friends who work in sales tell me that houses with "no sales please" signs on them are the FIRST ones they visit. In their words: "the ones who put up those signs are the suckers who don't trust themselves to say no."
This one might work, though: "Premises condemned as unfit by Health Department" especially if it looks official.
2007-05-11 05:27:31 · answer #11 · answered by twosweethounds 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋