An Old Pants Story?

Question

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.

He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here honey, try these on.'

So, she did and said, 'Well sweetie they are a little too big, I can't wear them.'

So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.

So, on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here babe, try these on."

So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here, you try on mine."

So he does and says, "I can't even get into your pants."

So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

lol thats funny 10/10 plus a star

Answer 3

i heard that one when i was like 10 years old

But it brought back memorys

Answer 4

Haha! I love this one!

We Women all know Men are the ones ruled really by their emotions..............so we know what happens here! Hahaha!

Answer 5

hahaha thats a good one!!! maybe she was on her menstral for the month lol

Answer 6

I heard it before but it is a classic.

Answer 7

An oldie but a goody!!!

Answer 8

That's one smart blonde

Wait, Is she blonde????

Answer 9

lol....hahaha...good one..loved it!, i told it to my husband n even he enjoyed it too...thanks for sharing.

Answer 10

lol ^_^

clever girl like me

Answer 11

old but good