The husband had just finished his book, "Man of the House". He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the Man of the House and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished my meal I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director."
2007-05-10 12:10:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
^_^ looks like your in the side of the woman today
clever one
thanks for sharing
2007-05-12 14:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 9/10 plus a star
2007-05-10 19:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha Ha, if I could give you two stars, i would
2007-05-11 04:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Pebbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh nice one
2007-05-10 19:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2007-05-10 19:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, Love it, still thinks its a great one
;-) Thanks for the laugh
2007-05-17 12:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU THE MAN WOOOOOHOOOOO
2007-05-16 14:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not gonna be for long! LOL. LOL.
2007-05-12 15:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!!!!!!!
2007-05-10 19:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Da Master of Da Rko PAC OFC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks!
2007-05-16 13:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by FuriousRain007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋