2007-05-10 11:22:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do elephants not ride a bicycle?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
2007-05-10 11:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser
so lame, but i thought it was hilarious in 3rd grade
2007-05-10 18:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road
A: To get to the other side
2007-05-10 19:49:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wanna hear a dirty joke??
A pig rolled in the mud!!
Wanna hear a clean one???
He took a bath!!
It doesn't get any more pathetic than that!!
2007-05-10 18:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Knowing a fellow named John, honest.
2007-05-10 18:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: why did the chicken cross the road
A:to get to the other side
2007-05-10 20:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Liberty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the window say to the tree after it broke through the glass pane?
tremendous.
2007-05-10 18:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Dice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wanna hear a dirty joke? I fell in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath.
2007-05-10 18:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by Harvest 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Q:whys an orange called an orange
A:because you can't clean windows with a spade(someone told me ths joke i don't get it do you)
2007-05-11 14:53:57 · answer #9 · answered by Unholy Pigeon 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: why did the chicken cross the road
A:to get to the other side
2007-05-10 18:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» xox 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋