What was your worst/ most embarassing attempt at flirting??

Question

Was it embarassing humiliating or just plain horrible!

Answer 1

The dental assistant at my dentist is a Russian woman. She's real pretty and I always talk to her. She's just adorable.

Once, I was having some work done, and they gave me the knock out gas and I got kind of looped. I told her I loved her and wanted to marry her. When I sobered up, the whole office was just laughing hysterically.

Now, she just smiles and laughs at me when I go in for check ups, etc.

Answer 2

It was once whilst I took my spouse to the Gynacolagist. She's continually been slightly shy approximately her individual feminine stuff and we have slept in seperate beds from the starting. (She's fifty three) She hadn't had a interval in decades because of the difference of lifestyles, and I bet she had used a tampon and forgot approximately it. Weeks later she broke the string looking to pull it out, and was once too shy to inform any individual , and not able to dig it out. After many months we needed to take her to a health care provider to have it eliminated, on the grounds that she ran a prime fever and smelled horribly. She was once mortified, and I was once just a little embarassed once we stuffed out the types within the workplace, and all people was once pretending to not discover the scent. Some of them seemed on the soles in their footwear, checking for you-realize-what. Anyway the Doctor was once a nice fellow, and did the satisfactory he might, however all people within the ready room heard this terrible scream after which all of us heard him gagging and jogging to the restroom , then throwing up loudly and heaving truly rough, like. I grew to become a wide variety of colours I realize whilst all people checked out me and burst out guffawing hysterically. I was once frozen. and after they led my deficient little lady out she was once white as a sheet. Its a truly small the town and I feel we could ought to transfer. Everytime we meet any individual on the Walmart we all know, they appear to be retaining again a few indistinct sort of anything, on the grounds that their faces are continually twtching, like.

Answer 3

Ah, not really, but don't make this answer make you feel like you're the only loser on earth if you were terribly embarrassed trying to flirt with someone (I assume that's why you're asking the question). You probably just had a common mishap, no big deal.

Answer 4

I wanted to meet a guy in college, so being in a hurry I just ran into him and dropped my booksin line for lunch, and we met and became good friends. This is because while goregous he took ballet, was in acting and had my name, this stuff was to much for me,but he was a goodlooking friend for many a lunch!

Answer 5

I walked up to a girl at the smoothie stand at the fair pulled out a condom and asked her if she wanted to screw behind the rides she told me I was cute and gave me a free smoothie but I struck out on what I wanted and no she she didn't spit in it as I watched her make it.

Answer 6

I was in a restaraunt with friends and the waiter was unbelievably gorgeous. When we got up to leave I gave him the "eye" and as I was doing that ran smack dab into a wall. I haven't been back to that restaraunt since.

Answer 7

funny the guys wife looked and started to toss kisses at me.

Answer 8

hahah i got slapped in the face for this pick up line...


Me: do you like subway?
Her: Of course.
Me: wanna try my footlong?

Answer 9

when I was in 1st grade I tried to be funny in front of my crush by pretending to be abraham lincoln...and he told me, "You're not funny!!" It was crushing.

Answer 10

Never really had one. Im never really shy around girls I like