When Jesus Comes back? Will He find you in order? In need of repairs? Or ready to be scrapped?
2007-05-10 10:35:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Staying awake in the spirit, keeping my lamp lit and having enough oil to last.
2007-05-10 10:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by hisgloryisgreat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
People like Heather are hoping that Jesus doesn't exist. Nice try Heather but he does so get over it! I'm not in order and I'm in desperate need of repairs. I'm just praying that Jesus doesn't decide to scrap me. :(
Oh and by the way, Jesus doesn't punch a clock. He's on God's time and when God says it's time, you can best believe it's time!
2007-05-10 10:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by Kooties 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably in need of repairs . . . I sure hope not!! I do NOT want to go through the 7 years of tribulation!!
PEOPLE calm down!! Jesus IS coming back! And it's you people that are going to be left to suffer! Sorry to break it to you. He didn't die a few years ago. He was crucified 2000 years ago, and rose again.
2007-05-10 10:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by future_americanidol007 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I sincerely hope I have already gone and reached the Promised Land when He comes. Actually.... Not The Promised Land.... The Pearly Gates!
2007-05-10 15:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope He finds me in working order. I love Him, and I want to be what He wants me to be. I also try not to waste time if I owe someone an apology because I don't want to die (or be raptured, whichever one comes first) with a lot of stuff on my conscience.
2007-05-10 10:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I will not now, not *ever*, bow down to him. And I am not going down without a fight. After all, he does sound like he wants a fight....
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household." (Matthew 10:34-37)
2007-05-10 10:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I hope He will find me a sincere Christian doing my best to love God and to love my neighbors.
2007-05-10 10:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Wisdom 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am so worried about that. What will you be doing when Santa puts you on his naughty list? Be pretty sorry is Zeus starts throwing thunder bolts at us for not making offerings to him.
2007-05-10 10:44:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Jesus is coming, close your eyes and open your mouth!
2007-05-10 10:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well in my belief system dead men don't come back to life so I do not expect to see Jesus of Nazareth in my lifetime.
2007-05-10 10:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋