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2007-05-10 07:49:26 · 33 answers · asked by missgigglebunny 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Can be a giant loaf or bread or normal size.

2007-05-10 07:51:50 · update #1

33 answers

catch it in the microwave and turn it onto frickasee ...

2007-05-10 07:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If it were a regular sized loaf I would jump on it to smash it dead! If it was a giant loaf of bread I'd probably crap myself and then hope for the best :)

2007-05-10 07:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by JennyB28 2 · 2 0

Quit smoking the crack i had to be smoking to be chased by a loaf of bread..

2007-05-10 07:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 2 · 0 0

I'd publish a holy blog telling the world of this life-changing experience which helped me to repent of being a loafer before I became toast, and encourage others to join me in my newfound faith.

2007-05-18 07:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Grab some peanut butter.

2007-05-10 07:52:40 · answer #5 · answered by punch 7 · 0 0

i would run into a walmart grab a toster and torture it by toasting its fellow loaves of bread untill it got so soggy from its tears it would drown then I WOULD STOMP THE HELL OUT OF THE LITTTLE BASTARD
then say happy trails and leave
clean up in isle 5

2007-05-10 07:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by I.Hope.You.Die 1 · 0 1

Slap myself inbetween two slices and call myself a saucy sandwich!

2007-05-10 07:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by professionalfemale01 3 · 0 0

If it was French bread, I'd say, "oui oui," grab it, slice it, stick it in a toaster & butter it!

2007-05-10 07:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by LA Law 4 · 0 0

Impersonate a toaster.

2007-05-10 07:52:31 · answer #9 · answered by Esther 7 · 0 0

i would turn around and take out my wepons

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

and whip the bread into slices

then eat it

:)

2007-05-10 07:52:18 · answer #10 · answered by Leany 4 · 0 0

and Most Random Question of the Day Award goes to...

2007-05-10 07:51:33 · answer #11 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2 0

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