an Englishman, an Irishman ,a Scotsman, a blond, a brunette, a red head,a priest, a rabbi and a turtle walk into a bar
The barman says " is this some kind of joke'
2007-05-10 06:15:57 · 16 answers · asked by notanotherteenmovie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL *giggle* yay made me smile..have a star
2007-05-10 06:45:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
an Englishman, an Irishman ,a Scotsman have just robbed a bank and are running from the cops. After awhile they reach a barn and hide inside of some sacks they find. The police reach the barn and start looking around until they find the sacks. First they kick the one with the Englishman and he yells "baaah", so they pass on to the one with the Scotsman and he yells "moooo", finally they kick the one with the Irishman and he yells "potatoes!!"
2007-05-10 06:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Armand P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl
2007-05-10 06:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!!
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
2007-05-10 06:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Thats a funny one!!
I was hoping it would be a good Scots Joke... I am scottish!! LOL :o)
2007-05-10 06:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-10 06:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2007-05-10 06:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that is very funny ::::::: great when you take the concept in :::great
2007-05-10 06:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw that is cute =))
2007-05-10 06:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by Dia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-05-10 06:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋