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2007-05-10 06:11:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You bought Jesus brand bath towels?

2007-05-10 06:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

could admit i've got in no way got here upon a larger sprucing fabric than an exceptionally historical towel; have been given a neighbour with a workshop? He would be happy of a few. Or, as already pronounced, canines shelters etc can use as many as you supplies you - plus it saves the gasoline used to cart them off to the recycling place . . .

2016-10-15 07:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by bhuwan 4 · 0 0

It means your bath towel needs to go into the wash machine.

2007-05-10 06:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn K 5 · 1 0

You bought a towel with Jesus's face on it.

2007-05-10 06:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

It means you have a seller on ebay!
Trust me if people are stupid and gullible enough to buy a grill-cheese sandwich with the "image" of the virgin mary on it, they'll buy a towel with the "image" of jesus on it too.
Sucker born every minute.

2007-05-10 06:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 2 0

I saw the real face of Jesus in my dreams

I'm walking on water, ahead of me was a white clothed figger. So I ran on the water towards him. As I was aproching him I looked down in the water and around me people were swimming away from him afraid. Then I looked at the white clothed mans face, and I saw the real face of Jesus. I said Jesus ur in my Dreams. I went to hold his hand, but he would not hold it. A demon spoke threw him and said at least u understand. Jesus was looking into the sky and never looked at me or talked. Then sortly after Jesus turned into a Fowl looking man with very ugly teeth and we were going down a elevator. He ran out and hung onto 2 woman, I went about talking about Jesus to everyone. A girl came up to me and, I would not look at her, she made fun of me, when I said Im not aload to look at U cuss Its the flesh. Then I woke UP , My only dream With Jesus.
any Ideas??

2007-05-10 06:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

it means you need to worship your bath towel.

2007-05-10 06:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It means:
1) you forgot to take your medication that day. Didn't your psychiatrist tell you to take it every day?
2) you are completely brainwashed and no medication will help you
3) you are completely brainless
Take you pick.

2007-05-10 06:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did you take a picture to share with the world?

2007-05-10 06:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by reverendrichie 4 · 0 0

that you bathe in Holy water. or that your towels are SUPER soft.

2007-05-10 06:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by Robert 2 · 1 0

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