If not, why didn't one of you invent the "Post Rapture Post" as this atheist did?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2007-05-08-post-rapture_N.htm
Come on, guys, this was your chance to fleece $4.99 per letter from us and you blew it! I think we're going to have to import more creative thinkers from other answer boards ; )
(Just kidding, guys. I thought you'd get a kick out of this story.)
2007-05-10 06:02:14 · 13 answers · asked by Suzanne: YPA 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chippy: if I give you 50 letters, would you also wash & detail my car?
2007-05-10 06:09:00 · update #1
Pastor Billy, I do have a sense of humor, but I get riled when folks tell me Protestants aren't saved because they've drifted away from the "Mother Church."
And btw, I believe in the Rapture, but that doesn't mean I can't laugh about it!
2007-05-10 07:36:11 · update #2
No, Pastor Billy, I am not implying you've ever written this to me. And some Jews WILL be Raptured: they prefer to be called Messianic Jews. My teacher is one.
2007-05-11 06:24:32 · update #3
Oh, that was great! =0)
I'm glad you have a sense of humor...
2007-05-10 06:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pastor Billy says: thanks for the link Suzzie. I had done given up on you girl never did thing you had a sense of humor.
Love the story and glad to see 99% of Christians are in agreement that there is no such rapture as explained by Protestant dispensationalists.
Interesting Suz maybe you could explain how the Jews aren't going to be raptured within your new found sect. BTW I hope you're not implied I've told you there isn't any possibility of you being saved.
2007-05-10 13:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pastor Billy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normal people shouldn't take advantage of the mentally infirm
2007-05-10 13:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always been a slacker.
Except when I'm saving lives on the beach.
2007-05-10 13:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great!
I vote you for best post of the day!
2007-05-10 13:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Genius. Sheer genius. Add another to a long list of "I wish I'd thought of that."
2007-05-10 13:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Most of us are too busy getting entertainment value out of Christian stupidity, not cash.
You're right, we should re-think that.
2007-05-10 13:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by Golden Calf 2.1.5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Yeah, I posted about this months ago.
Christians are actually paying for it!
2007-05-10 13:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Spookshow Baby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope this guy becomes a millionaire.
And odds are, he will.
2007-05-10 13:06:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-05-10 13:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by Pisces 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋