If Kirk was stuck on an elevator, would God open the doors for him just like he parted the Red Sea for Moses?
2007-05-10 05:28:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Every time they open Kirk thinks god did it for him. Same thing with the automatic doors at Target
He gets impressed quite easliy
2007-05-10 05:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God's not too happy with Kirk's performance the other night.
God needs a new prophet and even though Kirk has the looks, he doesn't have the brains.
2007-05-11 06:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gos loves us all...not only Kirk Cameron; the difference is that Kirk understood God's Love and received it and he does everything for us all...Kirk is trying to help!
May God give him all the Wisdom he needs, and us, too!
Have a great day...and please try to pray...after praying you'll see things different!
2007-05-10 06:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by liveasahb 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God farted the red pee for Kirk Cameron.
2007-05-10 05:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kirk Cameron can bask in my Hoffy glory.
2007-05-10 05:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋