I was on this site tapping away and a friend of mine who was looking over my shoulder said. (Who is that Robert Abuse that keeps popping up?) I couln'nt stop laughing for ages..
2007-05-10 04:07:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny huh? This was a joke I read still can't stop laughing.
He then retold the old yarn about Bush who goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs, fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him.
A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.
"We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery," say the children.
"Why is that?" he asks.
"Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we've done."
2007-05-10 04:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by coolhandjoe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a chef, cooking dinner at the boss' house for her and 20 guests, i asked my new Guatamalan assistant to go get me some flour. She came back with daisies. Hahahhahhahahahahhaahha!!! I get to tell that story forever!
2007-05-10 04:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by answerchef 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream that I was naked and swimming in a pool with Shania Twain! Woke up to go to the bathroom and when I went back to sleep I tried to get back into my dream but ended up playing pool with Mark Twain!
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2007-05-10 04:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I located my cellular telephone on the vibrator mode and darn if it gets me everytime......It scares the crap out of me, and that i'm specific my facial expressions jumbled mutually with my leaping up are sufficient to convey all people to tears with laughter.
2016-10-15 06:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw my boss for the first time since he broke his nose when we were out last week - he's got a huge gash, and 2 black eyes too
2007-05-10 04:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by chillipope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lady on the train covered her nose with her hand and sneezed and a big bubble oooooozed outta the piercing on her nose her nose.
it was well funny. everyone broke out laughing. horrible to the young lady but funny.
hope she doent see this
2007-05-10 04:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to me exactly, but my son was taking a shower, reached through the curtain for the shower gel and began to wash..........in fake tanning lotion. He looked dirtier coming out, than he did going in.
2007-05-11 11:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a Yahoo Anwers violation notice form JANE FONDA!
Apparently, she's touchy about the word "Hanoi".
2007-05-10 04:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by bradxschuman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my husband decided to see if he could still spin round a bar like we used to as kids. he see-sawed on it a few times before slithering to a heap on the other side. i nearly peed myself laughing
2007-05-10 04:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by Rags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother called me to come home and had the whole neighborhood looking for her puppy when it was sleeping in the closet the whole time.
2007-05-10 04:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋