2007-05-09 12:48:45 · 15 answers · asked by Darth Cheney 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL, Tinnian, we're on the same boat. I have never read the Atheist manual.
2007-05-10 09:16:38 · update #1
Yes. I hope you're limber.
2007-05-09 12:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
'Atheist congregations' don't really make sense. Any group of objects that aren't capable of rational thought can be called 'atheist congregations,' because the objects do not believe in the divine.
2007-05-09 12:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dylan H 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We may not have a secret handshake, but I'll bet we all know the not-so-secret salute we all love to give to our favorite Fundie friends.
2007-05-09 12:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes...Hold your hand up, fingers like rigid claws and say...
"You have failed me, for the last time, Admiral..." As you each attempt to use your psychokinetic powers to choke the life out of each other...It is, of course, considered extremely rude to actually kill him, usually a good blackout will establish whose power is greater, and thus avoid any confusion or embarrassment as to who's the dominant person in the relationship.
2007-05-09 12:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No we do that hand slap thing. Glad to see I'm not the only sane person in the world. Not saying that I know for sure that you're mentally competant but you seem a step ahead of everyone else. Welcome to the club!
2007-05-09 12:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but it wouldn't be secret if we told you here now would it? Perhaps it will come to you in a dream.
2007-05-09 12:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We have a handshake?!
And we congregate?!
Nobody told me that.
2007-05-09 13:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by Tinnian 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we just shake hands and then we cross ourselves and say: "God, let us go through this day without some idiot pushing his religion on me."
2007-05-09 12:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually atheist are peaceful.... those with open minds to find peaceful solutions..... religion is a foundation for insanity....
2007-05-09 12:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but you have to bring your sister.
2007-05-09 12:53:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋