2007-04-28 15:17:11 · 36 answers · asked by ? 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
"That wasn't chicken."
2007-04-28 15:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by lycanthrp 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You will eat another fortune cookie in the near future.
2007-04-28 15:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by keli3351 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
"Help! My name is Timmy and I've been enslaved in a fortune cookie factory."
2007-04-29 03:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by mindthetwine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't forget to pick up Alka Seltzer on the way home!
2007-04-28 17:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have three:
1)life is what you make of it
2) home doesn't have to be a place
3) change comes only in stillness.
2007-04-29 08:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Will you marry me?" - Then I would make sure my sweetie got the fortune
2007-04-29 03:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by sandypaws 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Experience comes from poor judgement. Good judgement comes from experience.
2007-04-28 15:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Mia 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it's easy to grin, when your ship has come in, and you've got the stock market beat, but the man who's worth whiled, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are to tight for his seat,.....
2007-04-29 05:11:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are destined to be hungry again in less than two hours
2007-04-28 17:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this piece of paper will selfdestruct in 10 seconds
2007-04-28 16:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by Steve s 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Learn from yesterday, live for today, & hope for tomorrow
2007-04-28 15:24:14 · answer #11 · answered by GerMel 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋