2007-04-22 22:58:39 · 5 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
my son was really little and was hanging out with my mothers dogs too much, he was always acting like a dog and stuff and we were shopping in the plaza one day, and i turned around and in the middle of the shopping centre here he was down on all fours barking like a dog, i told him to get up, but he said "NO NOT UNTIL YOU SAY TO ME "COME ON DOGGY GET UP"" so i had to say that to him in front of everyone
2007-04-22 23:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mom still reminds me of these 2:
1. her mom is VERY strict, and I was fairly young and a few weeks before we flew out to visit my grandparents my older sister told me my mom slept around a lot before she got married and that our grandparents thought she was a virgin till she married... so naturally I had to tell the entire extended family how big of a sIut she was, so my cousins and I arranged not only to tell them all but to act it out in a play... I wish I'd seen that from an adults perspective, seems pretty funny to have 2 kids who are approx 5 kissing and getting naked after announcing "i'm playing mommy he's playing a stranger" we never had the chance to finish our play, which btw involved my other cousin "having sex" with me afterwards (although we didnt understand sex and thought it was naked making out)
2. the second story just doesnt seem so good anymore but i was sitting on the conveyor belt at the grocery store and as i got near the cash register I grabbed the phone and announced over the intercom that my mommy was 37years old and then she gave me a stern look and i said and now mommys gonna hit me... i was 3
2007-04-23 16:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There's 2 I can think of:
The time my husband took our 4 year old daughter out of church services because she was being disruptive, and she was crying, and as they approached the door, she screamed at the top of her lungs "Mommy, don't let Daddy beat me!" (we never spanked our children)
The other time was my son, who was probably about 4 or 5 at the time. He poked a pregnant friend of mine in the stomach, and yelled "YOU'RE FAT!"
It seems the louder the kids yell, the more embarrassing it is for the parent...
2007-04-23 04:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by basketcase88 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My son was about 4. We were standing in line at a ride. He came up and gave me a hug, then at the top of his voice said "You farted!" I said "no I didn't" He said "You did. You stink!" then he jumped around blocking his nose and everyone in the line-up knew what was going on. I had farted, and yeah, I did stink. Everyone knew, thanks to my son!!
2007-04-22 23:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My niece (5yr old) got told off by her mum in the supermarket and she shouted out "mummy don't punch me again" infront of loads of horrified people. aha
2007-04-22 23:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by louchy99 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋