2007-04-22 22:55:24 · 12 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
"Mommy, you farted!"
LOL!
2007-04-22 22:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by mennyd 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was to be bride maids in a wedding. We got our dresses the morning of the wedding. Well the lady didn't alter mine right in the chest area. Well in a panic took my son to sears and found a bra that would help out if you know what I mean. At the party they let the kids take the mike and sing and talk. My son annonced to 400 people that he went with mommy to sears and bought boobies. and I had them on and you should take a look at them. He was 4
2007-04-23 08:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by dee g 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My son is fascinated with the contents of my purse. When he was about 2 years old we were in checkout line at the grocery store. All of a sudden I heard him yelling "hee haw". I looked up and saw him swinging an unwrapped tampon around like a lasso. My face was as red as the strawberries in the cart
2007-04-23 12:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by menotyou 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter, Tiffany, was about 2 1/2 or 3 yo, my husband was dropping her, myself and our infant son off at WalMart. I got our son, Aaron, out of his seat and settled in the cart, and as I was getting Tiffany out of her seat, her sundress slid up and I then realized that she did not have any panties on! (She was in the latter stage of potty training at the time and had apparently had an accident and not bothered to put any fresh underwear on) Needless to say, we headed to the back of the store right away to the little girl's underwear dept!
2007-04-23 16:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Julie B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasnt so much embarassing.it just showed how innocent kids can be. i was in the kitchen and she was sitting on the floor doing a puzzle and just out of nowhere.she looks up with those innocent blue eyes and says"mummy,isnt an erection when people rise from the dead"? i had to look away,i didnt want her to see the shock on my face.she was so sweetly serious. i told her the word was resurection(sp?) later in life i explained the meaning(not in great detail) of the other word. out of the mouths of babes,as they say.please dont report me ,this is not meant ot be a creepy answer.just a true story
2007-04-23 06:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
For Christmas we got one of the little snow globes that have small styrofoam balls in it and one day my dad was talking to my uncle on the phone and called them testicals. We went to church on Christmas eve and there was a snow globe at the church the same as ours. (3 snowmen holding a sign saying let it snow) but instad of 2 foot it was 6 foot and My neice ran up to me and pulled on my shirt and yelled " Look there is testicals just like Grandpa has"... needless to say i was embarassed byond belief. (picture attached)
2007-04-23 06:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by Patricia M 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"mommy why buy new nighties to have the baby in? Your only going to get blood on em!"
( Middle of a shop. From the mouths of 3 yro)
" Mommy.... You wearing knickers???" ( lifting skirt in shop)
2007-04-23 19:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by pregnantmomma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My youngest son and me, his grandmother and aunt was out for launch. He wanted to try my lemon in my water. I told him he wouldn't like it. But he insisted that he wanted to try it. So I gave him a lemon wedge and he tried it. He hollered out "This taste like dog poo poo". Well I didn't understand what he said so he repeated it again. I was red in the face. It was a small restaurant and all eyes were on us.
2007-04-23 08:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by norielorie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son nearly 4 year old son loves to ask older women to show him their Stripes!!! (wrinkles on their forheads) He also likes to hump my leg no matter where we are & he calls this embarasing antic "Bukabee" he named it this at about 20 months old. We don't know where he got it from but I wish he would TAKE IT BACK!!!!
2007-04-23 06:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by icareboutyu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a 25 month old daughter..she finds a need to tell me when i'm getting dressed "butt mom butt" as she pats me on my butt..well needless to say we were at a local sam's club and this lady had pants on that looked like a second layer of skin, showing off her backside...my daughter patted her on the butt and replied "oh mom butt ohhh butt" the lady looked almost as embarassed as myself
2007-04-23 08:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by skylarsmom0305 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have a moustache?
2007-04-23 05:58:29 · answer #11 · answered by Guitar Heroine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋