These are just stereotypes, hope no one gets offended :P
Muslims
Infidel! I will blow you up, I will put a jihad on you, also on your sheeps! I will put a fatwa on your head! Baka laka.
Catholics
What's the difference between priests and gays? The way they say "Ahh...men."
Protestants
Help! We are being prosecuted!
Mormons
I have 17 wives, 1 more and I'll have a golf course!
Satanists and Wiccans
We worship Satan, also we eat and sacrifice babies, yum.
Atheists
God doesn't exist, we have no moral, we are heartless. We can murder anyone. Either a baby killing God exists or God doesn't exist.
Well that's all I could think of.
Any of you would like to do a stereotypical impressions?
2007-04-22 18:46:55 · 21 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mormons ..One more kid and I can declare my family its own own country.
Protestants Christ died for our sins, who's up for an execution?
Wicans...Let's see the red candles are for...hmm...where did I put that book?
Muslims...Don't call me violent or I will be required to kill you!
Atheist at his own funeral..all dressed up with no place to go.
2007-04-22 19:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by djmantx 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
As requested by lokasenna:
Asatruar:
Arrrrgh, I'm a bad blood-thirsty viking, I worship hundreds of gods and I'll burn down your monastery and blood-eagle all the priests!
;)
BTW, reading some of the answers, it's pathetic how some people have no sense of humour AT ALL.
2007-04-22 20:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Ahh...Men stuff was hilarious. You have too much time on your hands. Dont you have to like go to school or something?
i got one,
muslim: Four wives are better than one.
2007-04-22 18:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 22:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jewish
Eh, the other day I was getting my hair cut and the barber charged my $15 but I got him down to $7.
Christian Fundies
If you don't believe in god you're going to hell
Muslims
durkha, durkha, durkha
Atheist
I'm the smartest motherlover on the planet!
Agnostic
How do you know if anything is real. Maybe we're in a matrix. Like whoa!
2007-04-22 18:50:43 · answer #5 · answered by Armand Steel 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Durkha, Durkah.
Jerry Fowel
I know I will get into heaven, I hate all the right people, races, and sexs!
Al Sharpton
The camera loves me, I love it too
Even though, I smell like poo!
A Jewish Dillema is half off on pork chops.
Wokka, Wokka!!
2007-04-22 18:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by shivercraft 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes well stereotypes are bad. They promote factioning of the human race. It's stereotypes that groups like the KKK and other white supremist groups use to "justify" their twisted attrocities against their fellow man.
2007-04-22 18:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by Capri 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
fundies :God is love, Jesus loves everybody, unless you're an abomination, then good luck in hell
wiccan fundies: there's no such thing as satan--DON'T TURN THAT PENTAGRAM UPSIDE DOWN!!! it's satanic.....
wiccan wannabes: what's a good site for love spells?
Atheists: we're here to suck all the fun and fantasy out of everybodies lives so they are just as depressing as we are--the logical choice
2007-04-22 18:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
And which one of these do you fit under? Or are you the perfect one with no skeletons in their closet?
2007-04-22 18:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by Lo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Brother...go to bed and take some rest.....you need some rest.
2007-04-22 18:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋