I've been pondering over this question for many years now. Someone please help
2007-04-22 17:33:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because the fatty didn't want to become chicken pot pie, chicken nuggets or a chicken sandwich.the farmer was chasing it, so the chicken had no choice but to cross the road and run towards freeeeeeedom!:)
2007-04-22 18:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road ? She heard there was a man on the other side laying bricks
2007-04-23 01:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by conan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was running from the Easter bunny, Who was chasing the chicken to get more eggs to hide. And the road just happen to be there.
2007-04-23 01:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It really didn't. The joke is an attempt by the government collaborating with the fat cat corporations to subconsciously remind you about chickens and chicken products. This is why we think everything tastes like chicken.
2007-04-23 00:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because it was trying to get away from all the people asking it, "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". However, I do not think it was trying to commit suicide.....no, I believe it was just trying to find a nice, quiet field to relax in.
2007-04-23 00:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by zowar1363 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was obviously a really hot female chicken on the other side.
2007-04-23 00:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by krazyklarinet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was bring chased by Colonel Harlan Sanders.
2007-04-23 02:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by J C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side?
No, it was easier than crossing the river.
2007-04-23 00:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by cruz doggie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it had never heard of vehicular man (or chicken) slaughter.
2007-04-23 00:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because his buddy the duck dared him to.
2007-04-23 01:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by johnnyfootballhero 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋