2007-04-22 17:12:13 · 22 answers · asked by Yahoo! 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Are they the penguin precursors!?!
Bear with me - they could be some sort of giant dinoflagellates that grew to giant size, had their stick like tail evolve into waddley little feet, and had some coloration changes. As proof I offer this - have you ever seen penguins belly sliding down an icy slope? That is exactly how corn dogs slide down my hungry throat. Corn Dogs - the penguins missing link.
2007-04-22 17:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The existence of fossilized corn dogs in Antarctica can be explained easily, The Devil buried them to lead men astray.
2007-04-22 17:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Diamonds and coal would be reproduced in an extremely short area of time and prefer fossils would be reproduced in a technology at maximum. college is for toddlers . extremely of person analyze each and every so often upsets ordinary opinion posing as preparation. have you ever thought-approximately greater preparation , a level perhaps ? Even this is heavily biased at present to healthful secular and commercial concerns. no longer being a geologist i'm no longer an expert witness ,despite if time scale for a international Flood to engulf all existence and land is very short given the shown shift of Earths magnetic axis to consequence huge ocean speeds at specific latitudes. some thing like 1000 miles an hour. despite if meteorite or earth middle shift we dont know yet dont leap to conclusions on the academic point of human beings exterior your thought equipment. Its referred to as prejudice and somewhat some scientists have based their entire lives on such fake foundations
2016-12-26 20:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saucy Cat! You tricky thing...
Rednecks from the future, joyriding in a
Hawkings time-machine sped back to the
Garden.
There a serpent gave them apples,
corndogs and beer while partying by a fire.
Mud bogging later they dropped corn dogs
and litter into the mud before they left.
What you find are the fossil remnants of that
day. (You didn’t mention the “Bud” bottles)
Nice try.
;)
2007-04-23 01:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Corn dogs are the holiest of foods. God ate them as he worked. For those six days, he lived on corn dogs alone and on the seventh day he vowed never to eat them again (because, seriously, not even God could handle eating corn dogs for seven days straight... that would be disgusting) and he cast the seventh day's supply into the depths of his creation near the South Pole.
2007-04-22 17:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Everybody knows that corn dogs have remained unchanged since the dawn of human existence ... especially in the south.
2007-04-22 17:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just when I thought nothing could challenge my beliefs, you hit me with the fossilized corn dog argument.
2007-04-22 17:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Penguins going to the State Fair.
2007-04-22 17:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hot Dog on a Stick has been around a long time
2007-04-22 17:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by ! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scott of the Antarctic didn't like Corn Dogs and gave them to his Huskeys who didn't like them either so Scott ate his Huskeys.
2007-04-22 17:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋