A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."
(btw I didn't come up with this)
2007-04-22 15:48:13 · 9 answers · asked by deadmanwalking 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if u like this could u give me a star?
2007-04-22 16:01:32 · update #1
long intro for little punch line but genius
2007-04-22 19:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by Timothy S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10.
2007-04-22 22:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely hilarious 10/10
2007-04-23 05:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I really liked this, StAr 4 U!!! (BTW this is so going on myspace!! LOL!!)
~Kaite =D
2007-04-22 23:30:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made alot of sense, it was funny
2007-04-22 22:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by Maya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've fallen and I can't get up!
2007-04-22 22:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
MYSPACE,BABY!lol
2007-04-23 00:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by techtrainee 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You mean that you didn't 'cu_m' up with this.
2007-04-22 23:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by Fat Bastard 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-04-22 22:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by wwe fan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋