So amy is driving sam n jen home from a party.its late n dark.Amys laughing n all of ur singin n having a great time.A little tipsy amys reflexes r a lil off.When a turtle is in the middle of the bridge amy doesnt see it hits it n runs right off into the river n u all die.the next day u guys are up in heaven at the bar n amy walks in holding hands w/ the UGLIEST guy in the entire world.when u ask what happened to make her end up w/ him she says "it was Gods way of punishing me for hitting a turtle."Everyone laughs histaricly.After a few drinks sam leaves on her little motor-scooter n ends up walking into the gym the next day with the 2nd ugliest guy in the entire world.When asked what happened Sam says "this is my punishment for hitting a turtle."After the workout, all of the girls go their seperate ways.The next morning Jen walks into the heavenly iHop with the HOTTEST guy in the world.when she is asked what happened the guy says it is MY punishment for hitting a turtle!!! HA HA HA
2007-04-22 15:33:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get it? Jen is the ugliest girl in the world!
Anyway, I only used improper grammar, spelling, and abbreviations because of the limited space.
2007-04-22 15:34:15 · update #1
Get it? Jen is the ugliest girl in the world!
Anyway, I only used improper grammar, spelling, and abbreviations because of the limited space.
2007-04-22 15:35:19 · update #2
Sorry about the repetition!! LOL
2007-04-22 15:55:43 · update #3
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh
2007-04-22 18:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was a 7 out of 10
2007-04-22 15:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by starkitty0707 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't worth reintroduction. Go get some Carlos Mencia material.
2007-04-22 15:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha!! but if you said "this is HIS punishment for hitting the turtle" it would make more sense. But i still liked it!!! 9/10
~Katie =D
2007-04-22 15:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
[commence] a = b [multiply the two factors by making use of b] a * b = b * b [simplify appropriate hand area] a * b = b^2 [subtract a squared from the two factors] a*b - a^2 = b^2 - a^2 [element] a*(b-a) = (b+a)*(b-a) [cancel common factors] a = b+a [use a = b] a = 2*a [cancel common factors] a million = 2 I continually enjoyed that one :P
2016-10-03 10:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard 1 similar 2 that
2007-04-22 15:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I actually did get a laff out of the additional details...YOU STUTTER
hahahahahhahaha
wen u wrute it twice
I actually did get a laff out of the additional details...YOU STUTTER
hahahahahhahaha
wen u wrote it twice
get it get it twice ah u idiot it wasnt funny at all
2007-04-22 15:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad but not too funny. 7/10.
2007-04-22 15:40:11 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke. It was a little long, but still very good.
2007-04-22 15:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, i don't find this funny..
what kind of a school project has you asking people if they think certain jokes are funny? just curious...
2007-04-22 15:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by -->JiLL<-- 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋