I was walking past his bowl and looked at him. Suddenly two arms and legs popped out and he leaped out of his bowl. He's sitting in my chair, eating my pretzels and drinking my root beer watching the movie Jaws, over and over. I told him I want to watch my favorited TV show, Going Fishing TV and he got very mean!
He said he won't leave until his girl friend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde and it could take 4.5 million years. He said he will wait. What can I do, he's taking over my home, someone HELP! What should I do?
2007-04-22 15:29:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Coat him with corn bread and lead him to his hot oil bath in the kitchen. Tell him he can relax in there while he is waiting for his girlfriend.
2007-04-22 15:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by momo5j7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, cool i wish i had a fish like that, would be very entertaining! i think you should bribe him in some way like with a big chocolate cake, get him to the cellar door with it then lob it down the stairs and as he runs for it shut and lock the basement door, then get your root beer and petzels and relax infront of the box! if he keeps banging on the door, shout and tell him that you will turn him into sushi if he doesnt shut up! :O)
2007-04-22 15:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by meow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay on your computer, away from that wicked TV. Let the fish get square eyes, because then he wont see you out of the corner of his eyes. Then sneak over to the door leaving it open for the next door neighbours cat to run in.. and you never know.. Either your remote will become instantly free or the fish and the cat will run off and elope together. Cheers..
2016-05-21 04:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, 4/20 was 2 days ago. Lay off the weed.
2007-04-22 15:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jessie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take him out of his bowl. That should settle the problem soon enough.
2007-04-22 15:34:33 · answer #5 · answered by Rat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should call Dr Suess over and help him write a new book about it.
2007-04-22 15:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by EVIL NUN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful mind you have. I'd like to see pictures
2007-04-22 15:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Connie D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably turn on the oven, get a pan, baseball bat, and knife, and threaten to roast him if he doesn't become more civilized. May the Stars light your path...
2007-04-22 15:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lost Ranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lay off the weed man
2007-04-22 15:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by highlander 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is about as ridiculous as what I am sure you are getting at! I like it alot though.
2007-04-22 15:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋