For $10,000, would you drive Al Sharpton, naked and sitting next to you, from NYC to LA?

Answer 1

If he takes a shower wth a high pressure hose first and promises to read the newspaper the whole time, sure.

Answer 2

Sure, if you'll also pay for the gas, the car, all the traffic violation and public indecentcy tickets, fines that we'll recieve along with payment for 5-10 sessions of psychological therapy, lawsuits, damages, and could somehow convince Al Sharpton to do it. If so I would love to for $10,000. Thats like 1 or 2 months worth of work for me =D

O and get me a knife to control Al Sharpton. I dont care how religious, morale, or much he preaches about black rights. A naked old man is still a naked old man and theres nothing decent about it >xP

P.S Add another 0 to that amount or Im shooting you after I recieve my payment for the heck of it...

Answer 3

Al Sharpton, like the rest of us, as an accounting to God.

If you can accept that and move forward, things will indeed be better for you.

Answer 4

I would take the $10,000 and pay some politician $2,000 to drive him. Most of them will do anything for money.

Answer 5

I would if I didn't have to listen to his preaching. I would get used to his nakedness rather quickly, but I cannot stand some of his teachings.

Answer 6

Only when pigs can fly. (Are you a friend of that dog on the Bush bean commercial?)

Answer 7

Sure if gas, lodging, food was paid for.

Answer 8

$10,000 - no
10,000 corn dogs? - In a second.

Answer 9

Would gas, maintenance, food, and lodging be included in that?

Answer 10

I'm with Sophia Z on this one and can I add yuk gross!