2007-04-22 12:48:09 · 43 answers · asked by mrshinytooth 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you're going to need hand puppets
2007-04-22 12:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Matthew Star 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Dress up like a vegetable and make up songs that teach about the good stuff that Satan does and teach them that every other religion is false and all the lies that have been made up about Satan are just that - lies.
2007-04-22 12:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by Desiree 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you are responsible for teaching your own children, but should shy away from trying to other's children. Because your religious beliefs are in the minority, you would be ostracized in your community. Parents are a little touchy about what people tell their children. I guess you could start your own church or social group and those who were interested could attend. Let parents be responsible for teaching their beliefs to their children. Happy worshiping.
2007-04-22 12:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by whereRyou? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just tell them about all the wealth and success worshipping Satan has brought to the Bush family.
2007-04-22 14:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Pea 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Woe woe woe to thee! The devil hath tempted thy soul. And thou hast given in to the temptation. I tell you the truth. If thou shalt continueth further in thy escapade that bringeth little children unto Satan, then the Lord Thy God will make life more miserable for thou than if thou wouldst have been thrown into the depths of the sea with a large millstone tied around thy neck!
2007-04-22 13:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by The Lamb of Vista 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy them their favorite toy and then take it and smash it in front of them just when they think they get it. Satan promises you the best but always cost more than you wanted to pay and takes you further than you wanted to go. That is the joy of worshiping satan - promises that are dangled in front of you to distract your eyes while you step off the cliff.
2007-04-22 13:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by alioopisme 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Send them to a good Christian Church, force them to go to Sunday school and restrict them on everything they want to do. Telling them it is against the word of god and satanic. Label their favorite kiddies programming as satanic and prohibit them from watching it.
2007-04-22 12:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by The_Slasher_of_Veils 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to do that?
Don't you know who Satan really is?
Don't you know that he hates you beyond comprehension?
He is the father of lies and only wants to destroy you because he knows soon he will be destroyed and wants to take you with him.
Leave the poor kids alone isn't it hard enough for them already without you making it worse?
2007-04-22 13:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I catch you near my children, I can fix it so you can teach Satan himself. How's that for joy?
2007-04-22 12:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by charliecizarny 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Praise Darkness my child! Aren't you Satan's little helper. Just try to keep up the good... sorry, I mean work and don't forget to encourage them by saying "It's always darkest before the dawn".
2007-04-22 12:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by Saint Lucipher 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you do what Judas Iscariot did? I'll bet the children would get quite a thrill from all of the excitement.
Luke 22:3 Then Satan entered into Judas called Iscariot, who was of the number of the twelve. 4 He went away and conferred with the chief priests and officers how he might betray him to them.
Matthew 27:3 Then when Judas, his betrayer, saw that Jesus was condemned, he changed his mind and brought back the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and the elders, 4 saying, "I have sinned by betraying innocent blood." They said, "What is that to us? See to it yourself." 5 And throwing down the pieces of silver into the temple, he departed, and he went and hanged himself.
You see, that's what happens when your partner up with the Devil. As Jesus said:
John 8:42 Jesus said to them, "If God were your Father, you would love me, for I came from God and I am here. I came not of my own accord, but he sent me. 43 Why do you not understand what I say? It is because you cannot bear to hear my word. 44 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Satan is a murderer and a liar. You need to get off the PCP you were asking about and turn to Jesus before it's too late! Click on the Get Saved button @ http://web.express56.com/~bromar/
2007-04-22 12:52:30 · answer #11 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋