An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad; It's the best I
could do from here."
2007-04-22 12:33:31 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see we paddys are not as dumb as we make out lol 10/10
2007-04-22 16:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-21 03:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a brit i can see the funny side of that lol 10/10 oh go on and a star too!!!
2007-04-22 21:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats what i call clever. Good one Irish. 10/10+*
2007-04-22 20:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ... love it.. not heared it before.
What do you call three South Wales sheep tied to a lampost?
A liesure centre
2007-04-22 14:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's brilliant. I've actually heard that one before but I like it better every time I hear it! Star for you!
2007-04-22 12:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by Just wondering 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh cute x
2007-04-22 14:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by ruthiebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. 10/10 :)
2007-04-22 23:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Closed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-22 15:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the irish jokes xxx
2007-04-22 22:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋