I have writers block, what's a good way to begin my homoerotic novel?

Answer 1

"The hot San Fransisco sun beat down on Dylan's bare chest ...."

*lol*

Answer 2

John danced around his bedroom, singing along to the old CD, "When you call my name it's like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees, because I like it there........" He had always felt that Madonna's lyrics needed some tweaking. He came to a stop in front of the full length mirror and admired himself for a moment. He looked so dashing in his buttless black leather chaps and matching armbands, his nipple rings glistening in the track lights.........

Answer 3

Call it "A Man's Journey Into Sin" with a subtitle "The Trail of Blood and Tears"
That ought to catch some attention.

Answer 4

Paul, or Saul, as he was know in those days, was on the hot sweaty road to Damascus. The road was dusty, the sun hot, the donkey's sphincter yada yada yada.

Answer 5

Take it from me, drawing in the average teenage male crowd will help lots...

"She undressed before her female lover who also did the same and they kissed each other before they decided to..."

Answer 6

start with two guys at the beach in Florida, 2 surfer dudes.

Answer 7

they should be a bouncer and a trouble maker at a bar. the bouncer tries to kick him put but falls in lust for him. im weird.

Answer 8

Cut it off. Then you won't have to worry.

What nonsense you post, man.

Answer 9

From the beginning.......

Answer 10

Take your hand out of your pants.