A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man. "
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming,
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"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET !!!!!!!
2007-04-22 11:48:26 · 18 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GREAT JOKE!!! its the first time i laugh at a whole joke ussually you gota wait for the punch line!!!
FREEDOM!!
2007-04-22 12:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by freedom4infinity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-04-22 12:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-22 11:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhahaha your right made me laugh aswell ......nice one still laughing 10/10 and a star welldone
2007-04-22 13:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guessed the punchline. Does that mean I'm really clever?
2007-04-22 20:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that's great
lol
very funny
2007-04-22 12:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one - that's so funny
2007-04-22 12:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by lacala.girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
im am laughing my tiny little *** off
2007-04-22 11:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by mowgligurl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool mate
2007-04-22 22:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, dat wuz funny
2007-04-22 11:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by -(O_o)-Roboto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋