Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture:
1. Bring a blowhorn. Use it when you ask or answer a question.
2. Heckle the professor.
3. Hire a video crew to come to the class. If asked about it, say that
you have to tape the lecture for a friend.
4. Bring a water gun. Shoot the professor when his back is turned.
5. Get the other students in your row to do the wave.
6. Bring a small chalkboard to class. Ask the professor if you can borrow
his chalk to take notes.
7. Contradict everything the professor says. Offer irrefutable scientific
proof.
8. If it's a math lecture, claim that the professor misspelled pi.
9. When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor
calls on you, point to someone in the next row and say "He knows."
Pick a different person each time.
10. Buy a doll. When you go to class, leave the doll in your chair, along
with your notebook and pen. Say that you have an important meeting to
go to, and that the doll will be taking notes for you.
11. Bring a typewriter. Use it to take notes.
12. Write a love note. Sign it "a secret admirer". Get someone to pass it
to the professor.
13. Get up to go to the bathroom five or six times during the class.
Change clothes every time.
14. While taking notes, write vulgar words every few lines. If anyone
asks, say you have Tourette's syndrome.
15. Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They
were out of apples."
16. Bring a small tape player. Play a tape of the previous lecture. Take
notes on both.
17. If it's an English class, ask how the theory of relativity relates to
Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream".
18. Pretend to be asleep until five minutes before the end of class. Then
wake up and explain that you missed the lecture, and ask the
professor to summarize what he/she talked about.
19. Bring a can of spray paint. Use it to take notes on the classroom wall.
20. Bring a fully-stocked picnic basket to class. Explain that you didn't
have time to eat breakfast.
21. Wear a loincloth to class. If anyone asks, say that it is your costume
for the school play, and you didn't have time to change out of it.
22. Tear out pages of the textbook and make little origami animals out of
them. Have a whole menagerie by the end of class. Give them to the
professor as a token of your esteem.
23. Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.
24. Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden.
Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the
professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see how many
students follow you after the tape starts playing.
25. Make reserved seating cards and place them on the desks before class.
26. Tell the professor you are on a new experimental cold medication that
may have strange side effects. Every ten minutes or so, run around
the room screaming. Afterward, claim that you have no memory of what
just happened.
27. Claim that you are the new student teacher, and that you are to give
the lecture for that class. If the professor agrees, lecture on a
subject completely opposite the to subject of the class. If the
professor objects, say that the students should have a wide range of
knowledge.
28. Switch the professor's lecture notes with your history notes from
last term.
29. Raise your hand and ask when the movie is going to start.
30. Bring a flash camera. Take pictures every few minutes, using a very
bright flash. If anyone complains, say that you didn't see any sign
saying you couldn't bring cameras.
31. Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever you have the
answer to a question.
32. Bring an easel and a paint set. Paint a portrait of the professor
during the lecture. Say that it is a homework assignment for art
class.
33. Sneeze very loudly. Then, have the person next to you sneeze, then
the person next to him, and so on. See how long it takes before the
professor sneezes.
34. When the professor comes in, say, very loudly, "Hey! A substitute!
All right!" Claim that the real professor said you could have lecture
outside.
35. Come to class wearing the same outfit as the professor. Call the
professor a copycat.
36. If it's a geology lecture, switch the quartz crystals with New
Folger's Crystals and see if the professor notices. Have a hidden
camera.
37. Hide a ticking clock under the podium. Call in a bomb threat.
38. Write your assignment on Plato on your little sister's modeling clay.
39. Ask questions in a foreign language you know the professor doesn't
know. Act angry when he/she doesn't understand you.
40. Come to class dressed as a professional wrestler. Tell people you
joined the wrestling team. Bodyslam anyone who doesn't believe you.
41. When the professor comes in, suddenly scream, "NOOOOOO! Not him! Not
professor Johnson!! They let him teach again! Noooooooooo!" then run
out of them room. See how many people follow you.
42. Turn your row into a mosh pit.
43. Before class starts, turn all the desks upside down. Sit on them
like you would normally.
44. Two words: American Gladiators.
45. Make requests like people do at rock concerts. ("Relativity!
Relativity! Einstein rocks!")
46. Bring popcorn. Throw it and the professor. Complain that these
trained animal shows aren't what they used to be.
47. Bring a tape player and a tape of the school bell. Play it every 15
minutes.
48. When the professor calls on you, mumble inconprehensibly. Answer
every question in this fashion. See how long it takes before the
professor stops calling on you.
49. When you take a test, hire a security guard to stand by your desk
and make sure no one cheats off your paper.
50. Make up a strange religious cult and distribute flyers for it during
class.
2007-04-22 11:28:06
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answered by glittercrazy123 4
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From a teacher I can tell you what annoys me. Raise your hand to answer a question and then say "I forgot". Wander around the room for no particular reason. Move you desk to another area. Put a book on your lap and read it while the teacher is talking. When called on, give a very very detailed answer, off the topic of course. None of those can get you in any real trouble. I think.
2007-04-22 11:31:47
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answered by 2nd tchr 2
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Fart real loud and blame the pretty girl that sits next to you.
Open a pack of ketchup and squirt it in the little slats of people's lockers.
Keep asking for a pencil even though you are holding one.
Ask what page the class is on over and over.
Tell the teacher she has something on her face, then when she tries to wipe it off tell her she missed it.
Put dirt in the teacher's coffee when she's not looking. (although this will probably get you a bunch of pop quizes the next week)
Ask the same teacher over and over where the bathroom is.
2007-04-22 11:32:05
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answered by julygirl75038 3
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Take a peice of paper and on both sides write, "To find out how to keep an idiot busy for hours, flip this page over". Give the paper to an idiot and they will not be able to figure it out. Tell the person that to find the answer, you have to flip the page loudly. It will disrupt class. Do not tell anyone that you wrote it. You should probably make the paper a paper airplane or something.
2007-04-22 11:59:49
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answered by Bobby 2
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I alwayss wrote with designs or art on my paper/homework.
My "i" was a smiley face!
My date was alway reversed like European.
I told time in military time, not regular time. So they had to figure it out.
I would turn all her shelved books upside down, so you couldn't read the labels, and often put the desks, just off a little, so it was hard to have a straight line of chairs.
I left a frog on her desk once and even put chalkdust on her chair. Took the caps off all her marker, to dry them out.
I really did not like her. That was in 6th grade.
2007-04-22 11:32:56
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answered by Denise W 6
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You shouldn't annoy the teachers...but there ya go
-Tap your fingers/pen/pencil
-Tap you feet
-Whistle
-If you know they don't like it, say the answer out aloud when they ask something
-Show up late
-Start singing or humming
-Cough a lot when they talk, if they say something say you are sick
-Whisper to people, then laugh out aloud as if what they said was hilarious.
-Flip the page of your notebook really fast.
-Ask really dumb questions that have an obvious answer
2007-04-22 11:32:38
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answered by Marla 4
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Set off a small stink bomb in the classroom.
or
Everytime the teacher ask a question raise your hand and say, "I don't know, I'm stupid."
2007-04-22 11:30:39
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answered by Anonymous
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One day get all the people in your class to not put there name on a worksheet and then when your teacher goes to grade them, he/she will be confused on whos paper is whos!
2007-04-22 11:50:51
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answered by Anonymous
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-write in different colored ink, preferably flourascent colors
-disassemble all your teachers' chairs
-hide your band teacher(s) score
-repeat everything they say
-open lots of candy wrappers
-make faces at them
-draw picutures of them
-wear a charm bracelet or other piece of jewlry that jingles when moved-sleigh bells are the best
-move things on their desk
-don't wear deoderant
-sleep during class
2007-04-22 12:35:38
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answered by Anonymous
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thumb tacks in the teachers seat loud Stinky farts in front of the principal and my presanal favorite is to pull out your cell phone in class
2007-04-22 11:29:09
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answered by Sword Lord22 1
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you and allllllll your friends write, "this paper will self destruct in 10 seconds" on every test paper
or everybody drop a pen at the same time.....reallllyyy annoying
2007-04-22 11:35:22
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answered by mishhyouu 1
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