A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
2007-04-22 11:04:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that's really good!! Love that joke!
2007-04-22 11:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Blonde joke for you...
A blonde was driving down the street, in a panic because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Oh Lord, please take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and. I will give up sex and tequila."
Miraculously, an empty spot appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind, found one."
2007-04-22 11:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny
2007-04-22 11:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good blonde joke!
2007-04-22 11:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-04-22 11:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one girl lol 10/10
2007-04-23 03:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde's are realy not that dumb.
but that was very funny, mean i'm going to send it to a friend.
2007-04-22 11:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by dj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny 10/10.
2007-04-22 11:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one, you just get better. 10/10+star. x
2007-04-22 11:29:16 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great irish joke.
Wasn't the original in that joke called Colleen?...Oh ,I'm sure she was!!!
2007-04-22 11:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋