After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
2007-04-22 10:37:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rock and roll Irish 10/10. x
2007-04-22 11:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course Adam's first words to here were?
Better stand back lady, I don't know how big this thing gets.
2007-04-22 11:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!! 10/10!!! Thanx for sharing! Made me laugh!
2007-04-22 13:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes 1 more star for you
2007-04-22 11:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing--your Irish eyes are smiling.--Rob at robknightmusician@yahoo.ca
2007-04-22 10:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by robknightmusician@yahoo.ca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's why we girls fall in love with hard, bony, hairy, three legged guys! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
2007-04-22 10:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I HAVENOT seen a funny joke from you yet so why keep asking if there funny
2007-04-22 10:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-22 15:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And blonde:::!!! collars and cuffs::: 10/10 x
2007-04-22 10:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao yuppersz, funny! =)
2007-04-22 11:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋